Sunday, January 15, 2006

Rumsfeld Wants Military Families To Laugh More

By Elaine Meinel Supkis

Rumsfeld has a solution to all the gloom and doom we see today: the Pentagon is sending a laugh expert around America to get military families in the habit of laughing. Of course, being the Joker, himself, he finds it awesomely easy to bray with mirth.

From USA Today:
When the stress of the war in Iraq becomes too severe, the Pentagon has a suggestion for military families: Learn how to laugh.
With help from the Pentagon's chief laughter instructor, families of National Guard members are learning to walk like a penguin, laugh like a lion and blurt "ha, ha, hee, hee and ho, ho."

No joke.

"I laugh every chance I get," says the instructor, retired Army colonel James "Scotty" Scott. "That's why I'm blessed to be at the Pentagon, where we definitely need a lot of laughter in our lives."
I keep saying, our game plan is to make our enemies laugh to death. There is the famous Monty Python episode of the WWI skit where the British soldiers are taught a German joke about a dog which will bring victory via laughing to death. It is quite funny, der Hund...hahaha (dying).

All our stupid antics this last three years seem to be designed to make bin Laden collapse in hilarity. The Saddam trial certainly is a joke. Just yesterday, the chief judge decided he wants to quit because he thinks Saddam will have him executed. Hahahaha. Indeed.

Bush certainly is a joke. The fact that the military follows him is the biggest joke of the last 200 years. AWOL Bush, Mission Accomplished, one heck of a job! Joking with amputees about scratching his face when he fell down drunk, Bush, the comedian of all time.

During the last election against a volunteer who fought in Nam, Bush and his laughing buddies mocked the injuries Kerry recieved under real fire, unlike Rummy or Cheney or Bush. Hahaha. What a funny man, what a joke! Now they turn fire on another war hero, Congressman Murtha. The GOP is running anti-Murtha stories questioning his bravery, his being in actual battle, his awards, everything. They slime real warriors and they snarl and snap and mock them and then turn around and tell the present warrriors to laugh in the fact of death. The article I cite here mocks Kerry for supporting Murtha and they pretend there is no GOP attack machine even though it is in the news today because they launched a website that openly degrades his war heroism. Gack.

This is why they hate Cindy Sheehan. She didn't laugh like a loonie when she buried her son. This is all a joke! The most popular TV show in America during the worst of the Vietnam War was "Laugh-In" and the bloody man at the center of this, Nixon, actually appeared on the show! Hahaha. Oh, we were so merry and gay back then, weren't we?

The imperial laughter is most our enemies. As we go about, creating more and more of these, the chortling and braying will certainly rise. As destruction engulfs us, we can find tremendous joy and humor in this, no? I do know the born again Christians hope to laugh like devils during the Apocalypse. They look forwards to this and lick their bloody chops, imagining the fun, watching people be ripped to shreds or burned by nukes. Hahaha.

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